My name is Zoey Zo, but my fans call me Hellhammer. My hair is quite long, like my history of appreciation for speedballs (like the time backstage at a Motorhead show where I did all of Lemmy’s drugs)! (He was so mad but then I gave him a cute look and he cracked!) (I’m a pro at manipulating these human beings!) (As I’m also a pro at name-dropping.) (Speaking of “dropping,” I’ve been called the “GG Allin” of puppies (probably due … Read More >>
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I am Bean, handler of Christopher Brown (Vary Lumar, The Difference Engine) and Danielle Ameen. I find the girl acceptable and will occasionally perform tricks to teach her to offer treats on command. She is learning… slowly. The boy, however, remains simple and obedient, so I don’t bother with further training. As long as he continues to clean my lair, I keep my distance, but insist on keeping an eye on his every move to maintain dominance. I prefer to keep … Read More >>
Neely the Great Hello everybody. My name is Neely and I’m a strong, handsome dog with short tan fur, a square snout and a long lean tail. A lot of people think I’m a fighting dog because I’m a Pitt Bull and Pitt Bulls, as you know, get a bad rap. But I love everybody especially my girlfriend, a hot mutt who lives on the block and visits me often. We spend lots of time running and playing in the … Read More >>
Mary Higgins – Pet of the Month Slim’s Story My name is Slim, the amazing wood frog. I live with my cousins, Derek and Krista, American Toads. You might have heard that frogs live in water; not on land but I’m more evolved than other frogs. We live on the North Shore in a terrarium with colorful patio blocks surrounding a huge wading pool and soft yellow moss to snuggle into. My skin is smooth and streamlined; the small compact … Read More >>
Pet of the Month has found it’s way onto The Noise website due to its popularity and the excessive submissions we’re receiving. Here’s our first online Pet of the Month… MAGICK I am Magick, child of Lucretia X. Machina and Jason Skulls. I was re-adopted on Thanksgiving when my previous owners returned me. Now about 2.75 years old, I spend my days lounging in a ball on daddy’s fuzzy pajamas or on the sunny back porch where I cackle at … Read More >>