Pet of the Month

Bean-rabbitWEBI am Bean, handler of Christopher Brown (Vary Lumar, The Difference Engine) and Danielle Ameen.  I find the girl acceptable and will occasionally perform tricks to teach her to offer treats on command. She is learning… slowly.

The boy, however, remains simple and obedient, so I don’t bother with further training. As long as he continues to clean my lair, I keep my distance, but insist on keeping an eye on his every move to maintain dominance.

I prefer to keep a low-profile and tend to my house when needed – conducting several remodels within a week. When I’m in need of some company, I enjoy hopping to the front porch to converse with a neighbor and scholarly friend of mine, Professor Carrot. He is a rabbit of few words, but clearly deeply insightful.

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